When someone calls me attractive
I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY
PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF
hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself
to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet
- Me: I cleaned all the dishes
- Mom: aren't you going to put them away too?
- Me: you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.
we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones