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white buoys be like

tupacabra:

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slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

thenoodlebooty:

launts:

katkinkat:

i  swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9???

and by the end of the year their kid is somehow like 5 years old

SERIOUSLY THO

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When someone calls me attractive image

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stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

serfboarts:

teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

NEED SOME TIME TO CRY ALONE? SHOWER. WANT TO BE A GRAMMY SINGER? SHOWER. BLOOD AFTER MURDER? SHOWER.

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meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

deportredmayne:

i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed 

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thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

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hi:

to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet

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  • Me: I cleaned all the dishes
  • Mom: aren't you going to put them away too?
  • Me: you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones